Fullstack Flexin Lryics

💥 “Full Stack Flexin’” 💥 (Intro) Yo, I’m the full-stack assassin, buildin’ up from the core, My lines like PHP — server-side, hardcore. HTML frame my vision, CSS drippin’ clean, And my jQuery click — it animate the scene. (Verse 1) I’m writin’ scripts in the night, PHP in my veins, Echo my success, while y’all stuck in domains. If statements in my mind, logic trees I deploy, Your code spaghetti, mine’s artisan, pure joy. HTML structure — I design what you see, Like a div with a dream, wrapped in flexbox and free. Selectors on point, CSS got me drippin’ — Gradient life, border-radius, I’m flippin’. Animations smooth like jQuery fadeIn, I toggle all my haters, then I slide them away, friend. While you stuck in static, I’m dynamic, alive, Like a script with AJAX — always ready to drive. (Hook) 🎶 I’m full stack flexin’, buildin’ what I want. No template, no framework, pure code I flaunt. From my head to the server, I control this site, PHP to jQuery — my flow’s airtight. 🎶 🎶 I’m full stack flexin’, buildin’ what I want. No template, no framework, pure code I flaunt. From my head to the server, I control this site, PHP to jQuery — my flow’s airtight. 🎶 (Verse 2) Open up my editor, VS Code in the dark, I’m droppin’ lines like semicolons that leave a mark. My loops infinite — while(true) I slay, Array_map my haters — transform ‘em all day. Post data, sanitize, no XSS in my zone, CSRF tokens protectin’ my throne. HTML5 canvas — I’m paintin’ my vision, jQuery .each() — iterate precision. My styles got gradients smoother than silk, Linear or radial — I’m churnin’ that milk. Media query life, adapt when I spit, Responsive with my bars, they scale to fit. (Bridge) Yo, I’m box-shadow sharp, like a cut in the code, Selectors so specific — my style overload. I’m grid layout living, position absolute, Your bars float left, but I’m centered — resolute. Functions like helpers, I reuse what I write, My logic DRY — never repeat in the night. Debug console clear, my mind error-free, PHP memory limit? Yo, that don’t apply to me. (Verse 3) I got headers set proper, cache-control on deck, SEO in my bars, Google crawlin’ my neck. HTML meta tags, description so tight, You view source my life, see my structure’s right. I minify my flows — compact, no waste, Your code bloated like tags you forgot to erase. jQuery triggers events, like my moves on the mic, Click, hover, slide — my actions strike. Ajax in my blood, I’m async with the plan, Data loaded on the fly like a real web man. I’m session startin’, while you expire in time, Cookies track my steps — I’m the mastermind. (Hook) 🎶 I’m full stack flexin’, buildin’ what I want. No template, no framework, pure code I flaunt. From my head to the server, I control this site, PHP to jQuery — my flow’s airtight. 🎶 🎶 I’m full stack flexin’, buildin’ what I want. No template, no framework, pure code I flaunt. From my head to the server, I control this site, PHP to jQuery — my flow’s airtight. 🎶 (Outro) So when you load up your browser and admire my scene, Just know I wrote it raw — no WordPress machine. PHP to the core, CSS for the art, HTML set the bones, jQuery plays the part. I’m deployin’ on the cloud, but my roots run deep, I’m a coder, a poet, makin’ logic speak. So next time you view source, better show some respect — It’s Nero Dubb in the code — perfect, direct.